I Finally Figured Out...

...why the national news sounded so like I’d heard it before, even though it’s about 80% new events.

It’s girl gossip. I was a girl and I spent 4 years trapped in high school and I’m telling you, the national news is girl gossip. I KNEW I’d heard it before, but I couldn’t figure out where.

Pay Pal

How do you hook it up to receive money? I got the app but all it wants to do is let me make payments.

P. S. I’m not good at computer stuff so please explain as simply as possible .

I Wonder Why...

...once you are completely potty-trained, you “know “ to hold it all night. I suspect it’s one of the higher brain functions, because if you’re under anesthesia you WILL go. That’s why they have you go before short operations, and why they give you laxatives the day before, and insert a urinary catheter just before, long ones.